Hansnay ka bahana chahiyay, Funny jokes in Urdu

cartoon doctor Hansnay ka bahana chahiyay, Funny jokes in UrduDoctor: Aap kay samnay kay 3 dant kaisay toot gayay?

Mareez: Je wo bivi nay karak roti banai thi.

Doctor: To khanay say inkar kar daitay.

Mareez: Je woh hi to kiya tha…………

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Funny jokes larka larki bhai Hansnay ka bahana chahiyay, Funny jokes in UrduLarka: Main aap say dosti karna chahta hoon..!

Larki: Hamari dushmani hi kab thi bhaiya!

Lo Saari baat hi khatam kardi baaji nay….

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Bivi: Tum Mujhy aisi do batain kaho kay aik say

main khush ho jaoon aur doosri say mujhy Ghussa aayay.

Shohar:(1) Tum meri zindagi ho

            (2) Aur sharminda hoon aisi zindagi par

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two sardars Hansnay ka bahana chahiyay, Funny jokes in UrduTeacher Sardar say: "Thand" ko jumlay main istimal karo.

Sardar: Tusi sanoo Sabaq parha ditta, saday pallay paway napaway

Tanu tay thand pai gai ay na………….

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2 sardaron ko sarak par 2 bomb mile…

1st Sardar: Chal police ko de kar aate hain.

Dusra sardar: Yar agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?

1st sardar: to kia huva, Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha.

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Sardar ne jalte hue makan se 6 logon ko apni jaan pe khel kar bahar nikala.

Phir bhi usko jail ho gayi

Kyun…

Kyun…ki wo sab firebrigade wale the.

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Shadi ki aik taqreeb main Dulhan ka pahla mangaitar

bhi bari saj dhaj kay sath aya hova tha, Aik Sahib nay poocha.

"Kia Dulha aap hain?"

Jee Nahi.  "Main to Semi Final main hi knock out ho gaya tha"

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Aik Librarian ko raat kay do bajay us kay ghar par phone aya

Doosri taraf koi pooch raha tha, “Janab subha Library kitnay bajay khulay gee?”

Librarian nay jal kar ghussay say kaha “Kiyon tumhey kia subha sub say pahlay

Library main dakhil hona hai?”

“Doosri taraf say awaz aai, “Janab dakhil kis ko hona hai, Mujhy to yahan sya

Bahar nikalna hai, aap jald bazi main mujhy yahan band kar kay raat ko chalay

Gayay thay.”

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Misbah ul Haq, Journey from Tuk Tuk to Boom Boom in Urdu

Misbah ul Haq was always known for his cool temparament in Pakistan Cricket. This temparament, at many times has helped him and also Pakistani cricket team because in the game of cricket you always want a batsman who can stay at the pitch and not let the team fall.

Misbah after century 227x300 Misbah ul Haq, Journey from Tuk Tuk to Boom Boom in UrduMisbah ul Haq ki asal taqat us ka thanda mizaj hai jo usay maidan main ziyada dair tak kharay rakhta hai, laikin Australia aur New Zealand kay khilaf us nay centuries bana ka sabit kar diya hai kay woh taiz khailnay ki bhi salahiyat rakhta hai.

Misbah ul Haq returns 300x225 Misbah ul Haq, Journey from Tuk Tuk to Boom Boom in UrduSo Misbah ul Haq has always been doing this role since he joined Pakistani cricket team, but as we know that Pakistani nation likes to see the batsmen scoring fours and sixes and Shahid Afridi has always been the favorite of Pakistanis due to this characteristic of him. So the cricket lovers labeled the cool Misbah ul Haq with the title "Tuk Tuk" which means stopping the balls without any runs and staying at the pitch for long time.

Misbah ul Haq batting 300x181 Misbah ul Haq, Journey from Tuk Tuk to Boom Boom in UrduIt was in 2011 that Misbah truly rose above the crowd and established his merit as a top-class batsman and a leader of men. He was leading the team when Pakistan completed one of their greatest Test series wins – a 3-0 sweep over the No. 1 side, England in early 2012. He proved to be a successful captain and a good manager of the affairs in the cricket ground and proved his credentials in the field of cricket.

misbah ul haq Catching the ball 300x190 Misbah ul Haq, Journey from Tuk Tuk to Boom Boom in UrduIn the current series against Australia and New Zealand in UAE he once again has proved that he has all the required merits of a strong batsman capable to play in all the forms of cricket whether its the test match or a one day. He along with other batsman like Younas and Azhar Ali started making centuries in a spree and won the hearts of People of Pakistan.

Below is the details about Misbah ul Haq:

Full name Misbah-ul-Haq Khan Niazi

Born May 28, 1974, Mianwali, Punjab

Current age 40 years 174 days

Major teams Pakistan, Faisalabad Wolves, Khan Research Labs, Royal Challengers Bangalore, Sargodha, St Lucia Zouks

Playing role Middle-order batsman

Batting style Right-hand bat

Bowling style Legbreak

Batting and fielding averages

 

Mat

Inns

NO

Runs

HS

Ave

BF

SR

100

50

4s

6s

Ct

St

Tests

51

88

16

3658

161*

50.80

8436

43.36

8

26

374

45

38

0

ODIs

151

138

31

4609

96*

43.07

6253

73.70

0

37

308

71

63

0

T20Is

39

34

13

788

87*

37.52

715

110.20

0

3

45

26

14

0

First-class

198

324

40

14598

284

51.40

   

41

78

   

182

0

List A

268

245

53

9133

129*

47.56

   

11

63

   

118

0

Twenty20

113

100

29

2536

107*

35.71

2143

118.33

1

9

160

100

42

0

 

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Useful Health Tips for Healthy Life in Urdu

Remaining healthy and choosing healthy foods, adapting healthy routines and keeping yourself optimistic about life are the main guidelines by choosing which you can expect to live happy and smiling.

Zindagi main muskarana, khush rahna aur khush rakhna boht zaroori hai. Aap ki family, aap kay dost aap say achi umeed rakhtay hain.

Achi khorak ka matlab yeh nahi kay aap Mcdonalds, KFC ya mahngay mahngay khanay khayin, achi khorak ka matlab yeh hai kay aap ki khorak aisi ho jo aap ko woh sub kutch day sakay jis ki aap kay jism ko zaroorat hai.

Neechay di gai aadatain apna kar aap apni zindagi main boht si masbat tabdeelian la saktay hain.

drink enough water Useful Health Tips for Healthy Life in Urdu

1. Drink a Glass of Water in the Morning

Drinking water early in the morning activates the internal system of the body which becomes somewhat sluggish due to the sleep at night.

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2- Sleeping Adequate

Lack of sleep makes tired and angry, you lose your concentration so enough amount of sleep wakes you up

fresh and active. Lack of sleep is not good for your heart too.

happy man 300x200 Useful Health Tips for Healthy Life in Urdu

3. Stretch in the Morning!

Instead of dosing in the morning, you can use your morning time more wisely. You should stretch your back, your legs, your neck. Stretching in the morning increases the blood flow to your muscles providing an extra shot of oxygen and preparing them for a new day.

healthy snacks Useful Health Tips for Healthy Life in Urdu

4. Eat Healthy Snacks

French fries, salted nuts in the sachet, candies, cookies and other tasty stuff are surely unhealthy for your body. They contain lots of fat, salt and sugar. You should instead choose raw nuts, fresh fruits or berries; they are rich in vitamins and minerals.

breakfast in pakistan Useful Health Tips for Healthy Life in Urdu

5. Don't Skip Breakfast!

Breakfast is certainly the most important meal of the day, especially for those who seek losing weight. If you miss or skip it, you'll soon start feeling hungry much before lunch and will start snacking on foods that are high in fat and sugar, but low in vitamins. Taking daily breakfast saves you from heart troubles and diabetes.

morning walk Useful Health Tips for Healthy Life in Urdu6. Take a Daily Walk

Taking a walk daily in the morning is more advisable than to start your day without any excercise. You are more prone to gaining weight if you skip the daily morning walk. A walk after the night meal is also recommended for taking you to bed with a good working stomach.

7. Develop Social Connections.

Lonely people are more likely to become ill and die younger. People having no friends are more stressed, depressed and often less physically active.

study ingredients you consume Useful Health Tips for Healthy Life in Urdu8. Study Ingredient Lists of Your Favorite Food Products.

Products' ingredient lists are very important as they show you whether the food you're about to buy contains healthy or unhealthy ingredients. Know your food before consuming it because there's a saying "You are what You Eat"

playing cricket Useful Health Tips for Healthy Life in Urdu9. Indulge in New Activities!

Pick up a new activity and also involve other family and friends and go on hiking, group sports, skiing or riding a bicycle. Finding a good hobby can give you the enjoyment and reduce your stress level. Remember – happy people can expect to live longer!

Woman eating apple Useful Health Tips for Healthy Life in Urdu10. Love Your Life!

Relax! Take a deep breath. Don't get nervous and angry because of the trivial things. Don't be too much serious. Smile, love others, and always look on the positive side of life!

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