Hansnay ka bahana chahiyay, Funny jokes in Urdu

cartoon doctorDoctor: Aap kay samnay kay 3 dant kaisay toot gayay?

Mareez: Je wo bivi nay karak roti banai thi.

Doctor: To khanay say inkar kar daitay.

Mareez: Je woh hi to kiya tha…………

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Funny jokes larka larki bhaiLarka: Main aap say dosti karna chahta hoon..!

Larki: Hamari dushmani hi kab thi bhaiya!

Lo Saari baat hi khatam kardi baaji nay….

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Bivi: Tum Mujhy aisi do batain kaho kay aik say

main khush ho jaoon aur doosri say mujhy Ghussa aayay.

Shohar:(1) Tum meri zindagi ho

            (2) Aur sharminda hoon aisi zindagi par

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two sardarsTeacher Sardar say: "Thand" ko jumlay main istimal karo.

Sardar: Tusi sanoo Sabaq parha ditta, saday pallay paway napaway

Tanu tay thand pai gai ay na………….

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2 sardaron ko sarak par 2 bomb mile…

1st Sardar: Chal police ko de kar aate hain.

Dusra sardar: Yar agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?

1st sardar: to kia huva, Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha.

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Sardar ne jalte hue makan se 6 logon ko apni jaan pe khel kar bahar nikala.

Phir bhi usko jail ho gayi

Kyun…

Kyun…ki wo sab firebrigade wale the.

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Shadi ki aik taqreeb main Dulhan ka pahla mangaitar

bhi bari saj dhaj kay sath aya hova tha, Aik Sahib nay poocha.

"Kia Dulha aap hain?"

Jee Nahi.  "Main to Semi Final main hi knock out ho gaya tha"

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Aik Librarian ko raat kay do bajay us kay ghar par phone aya

Doosri taraf koi pooch raha tha, “Janab subha Library kitnay bajay khulay gee?”

Librarian nay jal kar ghussay say kaha “Kiyon tumhey kia subha sub say pahlay

Library main dakhil hona hai?”

“Doosri taraf say awaz aai, “Janab dakhil kis ko hona hai, Mujhy to yahan sya

Bahar nikalna hai, aap jald bazi main mujhy yahan band kar kay raat ko chalay

Gayay thay.”

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