Hansna Mana hai, Funny Jokes in Urdu

lion hunts man

Aik Aadmi Jangal say guzar raha tha kay samnay say Sher aa gaya

Sher nay kaha : "Aaj main Tumhara khoon pe jaoon ga".

Aadmi: "Mera khoon to thanda hai, Peechay aik naujwan aa raha hai, us ka khoon garam hai, us ka khoon pe lo"

Sher: "Nahi Aaj to mera cold drink peenay ko dil chah raha hai".

Chicken laying egg

Azhar: Akram say. "Aaj hamari murghi nay anda diya hai"

Akram." yeh kon si bari baat hai"

Azhar. "Agar yeh bari baat nahi to tum day kar dikhao"

begger lover

Faqeer: "10 Rupia day do baba, Chayay peeni hai"

Aadmi: "Chayay to 5 ki aati hai"

Faqeer: "meri girl friend bhi chayay peiyay gee"

Aadmi: (Khairani say), oyay, Faqeer nay bhi girl friend bana li?

Faqeer: "Nahi janab, Girl friend nay faqeer bana diya, hayay…,……"

sardar on bike

Teen Sardar motorcycle par kahin ja rahay thay,

Traffic police walay nay haath day kar roknay ki koshish ki

to sab say agay wala sardar bola, na paa gee, asi pahlay hi 3 Aaan.

old and young girlDo larkian bus main seat kay liyay lar rahi thin

Conductor nay kaha " Lar kiyon rahi hain aap, jo umar main bari hai wo baith jayay aur doosri khari rahay"

Bas phir kia tha, dono sara raasta khari rahin,,,

Husband wife

Shohar beevi say "aray yeh kia , yeh tum phir aik dopatta lay aai? Abhi parson hi to aik……"

"kia………..parsoon kia, bolo………bolo…………" Beevi chilla kar boli.

"Kutch nahi! Main to kah raha tha kay parson to tum aik hi dopatta lai thin,

Aaj do khareed laitin…" Shohar nay aajzi say kaha"

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