Fresh new Funny Jokes in Urdu

doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahine se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha. doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se  40 rupee ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.

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doctor  cartoonhisab ke ustaad parha rehy the aik shagird ne ustaad se kaha. angrezi wale ustaad angrezi main baat karte hain ’urdu wale urdu main ’farsi wale farsi main.magar        ap hamare sath hisab main baat kune nahi karte.itne main ghanti baj gai.ustaad bole.ab teen   panch(3,5) mat karo or no do gyara ho jao.

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Sardar cartoonSardar 20 Rupia ki lottery say 20 crore jeet jata hai. Dealer usay tax kaat kar 15 crore ki payment karta hai.

Angry Sardar: "oyay menu pooray 20 crore chai day nai tay meri 20 wali ticket wapis kar day."

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funny jokesaik kamyab crore pati aadmi say TV walon nay interview kia aur poocha.

"Aap kay crore pati banany kay peechay kia raaz hai" us aadmi nay foran kaha "meri Beevi",  "Tab to wo waqai bari zabardast aurat hongi, to aap un say shadi karnay say pahlay kia thay"

Crore pati nay Jal kar kaha "Arab Pati".

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police cartoonSardar: Kon….? Police: Darwaza Kholo Kuj Gul Karni Hai

Sardar: Tusi Kiny Bandy o…? Police: 3

Sardar: Tey Chawlo Apas wich Karlo Menu Zaror Tang Karna Jay…?

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fairy magic wand3 Kaale Dost Ek Sath jungle main Ja Rahe the                                                                                        

Raste Mein Ek Pari Mil jati hai,

Pari: apni Ek Ek Wish Batao Main Poori Karongi.

1st: Mujhe Gora aur Khubsurat Kardo.

Pari Ne Kar Diya.

2nd: Mujhe Bhi Aisa Kar Do

Pari Ne Kar Diya.

3rd Zor Zor se Hasne Laga or Phir Bola.

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Inko Wapas Pehle Jaisa Kardo.

Moral: koi na koi friend Kamina bhi nikal aata hai

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