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Funny Jokes About Married Life in Urdu

Badshah ne Elaan Krwaya,

k

Shadi Shuda Mard 2 lines mai kharay hon.

1 Line mai woh jo BV se darty hain,

or

1 mai woh jo nahi darty.

Darne walon ki lambi Line thi.

Jab k na darny walon mai 1 Aadmi tha.

Toh Badshah ne us se kaha: Toh Ap BV se nahi darty.

Us ne kaha: Pata nahi g,

Mjhy toh BV Keh gayi hai k is line mai kharre Rehna, WarnaTangain tor Dungi.!!! icon biggrin Funny Jokes About Married Life in Urdu

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Joke; Pathan Kill Fifty People

Aik Pathan ko Police ne pakra Aur Poocha; Tum ne 50 Aadmi Q Maaray?

Pathan: 

Janab, Hum 80 ki speed se truck chala raha tha, Achanak pata chala k Break ni lag rahi. Ab hamary aik taraf 2 Aadmi thai or aik taraf Barat, hum Kissy Marta?
Police: 2 Aadmiyon ko,

Nuqsan kam hota,

Pathan: Hum ne bhi Yehe kiya tha,

Ek aadmi ko mara aur doosra Baraat ki taraf bhaaga,

Hum ne truck us k pichay laga diya. icon biggrin Joke; Pathan Kill Fifty People

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