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Joke 22

November 11th, 2009 | Author: sofia

An Elephant meets an Ant.

Ant: Tumhare umer kitni hai?

Elephant: 5 saal.

Ant: 5 saal aur itne barey?

Elephant: Mein Needo jo peeta hoon.

Elephant: Tumhari umer kitni hai?

Ant: 15 saal.

Elephant: 15 saal aur itni chhoti?

Ant: I use Lux, meri khoobsurati se umer ka pata he nahe chalta..

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