LawaOnline http://www.lawaonline.com/blog Pakistan's Best Info Portal! Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:38:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Surf Excel Jokes in Urdu http://www.lawaonline.com/blog/surf-excel-jokes-in-urdu/ http://www.lawaonline.com/blog/surf-excel-jokes-in-urdu/#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:21:00 +0000 Shahzaib http://www.lawaonline.com/blog/?p=50423 Yeh Aik sacha waqia hai
Ignore mat karna
Shah Faisal Colony mai Aik larki ne ghar se bhag kr shadi ki,
kuch dino bad dono mai larayi ho gayi
Aik din larka,larki ko mar raha tha
larki ne bachne k liye churi uthai to woh larky ko lag gayi or wo mar gaya
larki ghabra k apne ghar ja k so gayi
usne khawab me dekha aik baba keh raha hai.
Beta tere kapron pe to khoon k nishan hai tumhe toh police pakr legi..
Larki boli:
Baba ab mai kya krun..?

Toh baba G ne kaha
Daro mat

SURF EXCEL HAI NA….! icon smile Surf Excel Jokes in Urdu

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driving: Tusi 1 hath nal gaddi chala laindy ho?

Gujjar shokha ho k: Han g chala lainda wan..

Girl: Te fare dosre hath nal nak poonj lawo..

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Google ne kaha:

1 word likho hazaron results dunga…

Wikipedia bola:

1 word likho hazaro pages dunga…

Internet bola:

Mery bagair kuch ni kar skty…

Computer bola:

Tu konsa mery bagair chal skta hai…

Yeh sun k bijli hansi aur boli:

“PONKI” Jao… icon smile Funny Jokes about technology in Urdu

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2 gobhi k parathy,

1 plate mash ki daal,

OR 1 piyala Ublay chanay 1 sath khayen

OR apni zati Gas se apni CAR chalaen.. icon biggrin zubaida apa funny totkay | Funny Jokes

Zubaida Aapa k C.N.G Totkay.

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Molvi ne us ko raat 12 bajy milne ka time diya,

Lakin 12 bajy woh ni ayi

Molvi se sabar ni hua

us ne masjid k loud speaker pe Elaan kiya,

1 zaruri Ailaan suniye,

“12 baj chuky hain momino Allah se daro or jo wada kiya hai us ko pura karo…..

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Banta: I dont know but it startz with “T”

Santa: Kamal aei yaar teri gaddee tea naal start hondee hai, apni tai Petrol naal start hondee hai.

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.

Purr khaloos jo mil jaye toh aik shaks he boht hai…

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tootne ki wajah.

.

.

US ne bhi meri tarah kisi

pathar ko apna samjha hoga…

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Sardar replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tawanu hai ta lipat jawo…!

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Boyfriend:Will your mom not say anything about your dress?
Girl:She will be very angry with me because I’m wearing her skirt… icon smile Boy Friend Girl Friend Jokes

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